Finally caving to the 99 things....

1. My name really is Jade
2. I am worried that I won't come up with 99 things.
3. I have been with my boyfriend for almost 4 years.
4. We met at work.
5. One night I went to his house and slept there.
6. He never let me sleep home again.
7. We technically moved in together a few months later.
8. When we moved to DC.
9. Technically we lived in Arlington, VA.
10. I was very lonely when we lived there.
11. I hardly made any friends.
12. The Boy made plenty.
13. I loved Arlington.
14. Hated DC proper.
15. I never felt safe.
16. And I grew up in New York City.
17. Weird right?
18. I have 2 sisters.
19. They are both younger than me.
20. One is 20 and one is 5.
21. The 5 year old is my half sister, but I would never refer to her as such.
22. She is hysterical.
23. My dad left when I was 8.
24. I always wished he took me with him.
25. Decades later and I can still cry about him leaving.
26. He lives in Florida now.
27. I miss him.
28. My 20 year old sister is my best friend.
29. She is way mature for her age.
30. She is super stylish.
31. Me, not so much.
32. I like to be comfortable.
33. Working in the city had made me pay more attention to style.
34. My bank account has dwindled as my designer purse, shoe and clothing collection has grown.
35. The Boy thinks I'm nuts.
36. I like outlet shopping.
37. I may have a serious shopping problem.
38. I pee a million times a day.
39. I'm obsessed with Fresh Direct.
40. It's an online grocery store that delivers to my door.
41. I love grocery shopping, but love being lazy even more.
42. I am a shoe whore.
43. The Boy made me throw some out when we moved into this apartment.
44. I only threw away ones that hadn't been worn in years.
45. I kept some of those too.
46. and still haven't worn them
47. I have 8 tattoos.
48. I want more, but think I may be passed my prime.
49. At one point I had many piercings.
50. 4 in each ear.
51. my nose
52. The webbing under my tongue
53. my nipple
53. my belly button
54. There too ;-)
55. I still have a few strategic piercings left.
56. They are not in my ears :-)
57. One of my tattoos is a secret.
58. It's a chinese symbol and I don't share the english meaning with anyone.
59. One of my tats was drawn by The Ex.
60. It's my favorite.
61. I have many many aquaintences.
62. Very few friends.
63. I want to be fluent in Italian.
64. I love Italy.
65. I used to go every year with the Ex.
66. I miss it.
67. I can't afford to go right now.
68. I used to smoke cigarettes.
69. I started in high school and smoked for 10 years.
70. I quit when I got serious with The Boy.
71. I hated smelling like smoke around him.
72. I used to be a major pot head.
73. I stopped for a few years when it stopped being fun and only added to my anxiety.
74. I started again, but only every so often.
75. I prefer to be stoned then drunk.
76. My stepmother will trash people who smoke pot but will then mix a drink, throw it in her cupholder and drive off somewhere....with my little sister in her car seat.
77. She can drink The Boy under the table.
78. I love to tap dance.
79. I love to listen to people speak other languanges even if I don't understand them.
80. I can listen to a song in another language and learn the lyrics in a very short time.
81. I wish I could be a linguist.
82. or just rich so I could travel the world and learn them by living in the culture.
83. I am half hispanic
84. half Italian
85. I relate better to my italian half.
86. I think that might be because my hispanic half never really accepted me.
87. They would laugh at me when i spoke spanish as a kid.
88. I don't speak spanish anymore.
89. I still undertand most, but I never tell anyone.
90. I speak better Italian now a days.
91. I went to an all girls high school.
92. I can be a bitch sometimes.
93. It stems from having no patience for stupidity.
94. I once crazy glued my eye shut, requiring a trip to 2 seperate emergency rooms and a ride in an ambulance......ridiculous I know. lmao.

I kinda ran out of things at this point and asked The Boy for some random facts about me. He came up with this list.

1. You are the gasiest girl in the land.
2. You love to eat cheese straight from the package
3. You can get drunk by smelling alcohol.
4. Tequila makes you talk to homeless people.
5. You are the best tennis player i have ever seen (his sarcasm should be noted because truly, I am terrible)
6. You do the best muppet impression ever. (this is totally true haha)
7. you are the only person i know that can actually wear out a car horn
8. you are a good dancer
9. you play the trumpet as well as an alligator would (if we could teach one to play)
10.you are OBSESSED with plucking your eyebrows.

Okay so I actually ended up with 104 things, but I have to say that getting a list from your sigificant other is far more fun than doing one yourself. I suggest giving it a whirl and posting their answers.

I'm off to the beach tomorrow morning for a long weekend! I hope you all enjoy your weekends too.