Brrrr

I am so friggin sick of the cold. Seriously, why does this winter feel like it's lasting FOREVER!? I'm sick of bundling up just to walk outside. I'm sick of the wind whipping at my face until it hurts. I'm sick, to death, of my winter wardrobe!!

So in order to help get myself through it, I have been perusing all the resorts on the Sandals website. Guess what, it doesn't help. It actually just makes it worse. Much worse. I'm going stir crazy here! I'm at my desk (pretending to be hard at work, of course) staring at the fancy new one bedroom suites at the resort in Negril. I may actually shed a tear. The room's patio IS the pool! How cool is that!? They also have beach front 2 story loft suites. Ahhhhh so much nicer then NYC on this 22 degree day. Alas(that's right I said alas), the only way I could ever justify spending the amount of money these rooms would cost is if it were my honeymoon, so guess what? I'm now obsessing over a honeymoon too! I don't even have a fiancee, let alone the wedding that would necessitate said honeymoon. But that hasn't stopped me from sending the link to The Boy, you know, like 3 times a day, everyday for the past week. He says he finds my persistence endearing, although I'm not sure I believe him lol.

The combination of the cold and my pale skin (pale, not clear) has me so close to going out of my ever loving mind. I think the only option for me now is to fake bake it! Tanning salon here I come.