Slackers

Grrr. I'm so annoyed today. Not only is it the first day back to work after a gloriously long weekend, but I am also having to pick up the slack of a perpetually lazy co worker. This woman drives me crazy. She is a DRAMA QUEEN!! She has a cold, she whines and moans all day while blowing her nose so friggin loud, Christ himself can hear. She has a bad day at home, she sits at her desk and mopes and whines and cries. Meanwhile, on a good day, she pretends that she is the toughest woman in the world. Nothing bothers her, she is tough as nails. Bull shit. She is an attention hungry loser. She walks around telling everyone how she has no idea why she is here. "oh I'm so over qualified for this job, it's ridiculous. Why do I waste my time? I had to dumb dowm my resume to get this job." PLEASE!!! You "waste" your time because your only true qualifications are in your crazy head! I'm so sick and tired of hearing about it all. Although most of us here are truly over qualified, this woman is defintiely not. She speaks some sort of ebonic english with a tone of "I'm trying to sound smart" and what you get sounds painfully ignorant. My favorite is when she is talking to our bosses and tries to use a big word but uses it all sorts of wrong! Asshole.

Anywho, she is out again, crying wolf about some stupid injury sustained over a week ago. An injury, I myself have had at least 60 times in my life.....and that is not an exageration. Suck it up and get your ass to work! Im sick of pulling your weight. Oh and while you're at it, clean up that desk of yours. It is so disgusting. Every last button on the phone is covered in grime. blegh.

Crap. I can go on about this all day but, unfortunately, I have double the work to do today so I better get to it!